Findings:
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- There is no god but God
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
- No Hands Across America
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- You stole what they would have given you
- No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I Meant to have but Modest Needs
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- I would love to hold your hand.
- no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- you would have been
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Words Have No Meaning
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
- Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
- Tanks But No Tanks
- We had no bait but our tongues
- no ideas but in things
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- My hands have lost their memory
- You have far too much time on your hands
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- You have no socially redeeming value
- I have no complaint
- Know your pets
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Where the streets have no name
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- You have the whole world in your hands
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Californians have no soul
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
- Kids have no concept of time
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Atheists have no support group
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Only her hands would give her away
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I love you but I have to let you go
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Close, but no cigar
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- There is no dream but this.
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- A rolling stone gathers no moss, but leaves a trail of busted stuff
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- Push butt: Rub hands under arm
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Look mom, no hands!
- we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- no hands (user)
- I have no hair
- I have no faith in your God
- Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
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