Findings:

• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• You say you want to help me
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• Things video games have taught me
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• What have you done for me lately?
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Have One On Me
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Pity me not because the light of day
• The last (and best) day of high school
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• You, standing
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• Live Era '87-'93
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• I want to hear about his day in person
• Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
• Penis for a day
• The day my best friend cried
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• The Best Day of my Life
• You have no power over me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• I have too much to say
• I want to have known
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Have a nice day
• Stoned music memories
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• The day he gave me a lift
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• never know who told it best
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I have never felt more alive
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• the good days are killing me too
• Could you have danced with me?
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• It could have been me
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Have Your Say
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• you have never been safe
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• everyday without you is the new best day of my life
• The best I never had
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• No one says anything important during the day
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• The train never did come that day
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• She wanted a garden tucked away behind a campground. I wanted a cozy apartment on the riverfront.
• Say anything, say nothing. The day is beckoning and the night is haunting
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Dogs that have owned me
• I have never
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Why I want to have children
• Something I Can Never Have
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• People want what they cannot have
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• on my best days
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I want to have your abortion
• On a clear day you can see more than you want to
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Using a command line
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Trust me, I have a pineapple

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