Findings:

• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just because it happened to you
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Just Us Kids
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• My mother just died
• I smile just because you exist
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• because it wasn't just the air
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I Just Wasn't Made For These Times
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• he just died
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Just for Fun
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Is Pandeism just a "made up word"?
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• just because
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Because that would make sense
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Because the city is falling down
• We sing because we must
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, not in spite of
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• Who made Hell?
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• I write because I cannot speak
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Because I can!
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• For, because
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• because it represents, better yet, it is

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