Findings:
- i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
- the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- You are a babbling fool, and we have built a temple to madness.
- at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Khaled Islambouli
- J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Have I mentioned I am gay today?
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Better than kicking him into next week
- i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I am thinking of a number between one and ten
- I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Am I dying? Have I died?
- I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
- Am I asleep? Have I slept?
- Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- I am not fool enough to wish for wings
- I Am
- am
- .am
- Luke, I am your father
- Pan American Games
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- I think therefore I am
- I am not making this up
- You Am I
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- What am I, chopped liver?
- Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
- Texas A&M University
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a hacker
- I am not a big sister anymore
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- Society made me what I am
- I am well. And you?
- A.M. Klein
- I am not a geek
- I am pointing a gub at you
- 8:16 AM
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- Why I am a Lucy Stoner
- I do not fit in; I am not alone
- I am stretched on your grave
- I am not a mind reader
- AM radio
- And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I am yours
- The Learning Channel
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- I am in you
- I am a little world made cunningly
- I am afraid of permanence
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- BQN: I am. - Prologue
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
- Why I am no longer a journalist
- Who am I
- I Am Startled Again And Again
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- I think, therefore I am that I am
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- What I am not
- I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
- I am the cheese
- Flax seeds will save your life
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- 2 AM Walmart run
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I am a little concerned about my state of mind
- It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
- AM/PM
- I am not Batman
- I am a friend of a rape survivor
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- How I am glutted with conceit of this!
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Here I am World
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- I am a horrible driver
- I Am a Camera
- I am a confessional
- I am an American mutt
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- I am not an attractive man
- I AM ANALOG
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
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