Findings:

• They did so because they believed they could.
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• So they caught George W. Bush
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• You could be so delicious
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• What could you possibly tell Hostess?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Rape committed by women
• I could tell you some stories
• Don't ask don't tell
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• They asked me to write a letter
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• So they caught Santa Claus
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• As strangers they could speak, and it lifted the rain
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• They could have saved Kevin
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• They came together so as to form one whole
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• The Ten Commandments revised
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• It's a bit tone deaf to ask an agnostic if they want to go to the priest and confess
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Ask Jeeves
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Ask a stupid question
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• No Victim
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• I never asked to be born you know
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)

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