Findings:

• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to the moon
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• this is how i'm going to die.
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm Going Home
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• cry with joy
• Still she cried, and still the world pursues
• Cry
• battle cry
• I wish I could cry
• The Day the Clown Cried
• cry in the dark
• Love Cry
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Cry Cry Cry
• And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
• when my father cries
• Why onions make you cry
• Cry, the Beloved Country
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• I cry for a bridge that burnt
• A Cricket Cries
• cry for help
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I made an old man cry
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Stupid's Cries
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I wanted Mary to cry blood
• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• I always cry at weddings
• I make liberty cry (user)
• I cried in his arms
• Cry Out in the Darkness
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• No Woman No Cry
• Cry of the Vatos
• For Christmas, I made my Mom cry
• We laugh so we won't cry
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Cries and Whispers
• Never Cry Wolf
• like angels. like meteor showers. like armageddon
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• It's okay to cry
• I think of you every time I cry
• We cry aloud with terror
• Cry For A Shadow
• Devil May Cry
• cry it out
• The pain of seeing your grandfather cry
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• I cry your mercy--pity--love!--aye, love!
• Cry Freetown
• Flowers Never Cry
• Cry of the Ancients
• Cries for Rebellion
• The Little White Cloud That Cried
• On Jordan's Bank the Baptist's Cry
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Devil May Cry 2
• ...and GOD CRIED / The Holocaust Remembered
• I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
• Why we cry
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• Men Cry Bullets
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• The Man Who Cried
• I cried you a symphony
• Far Cry
• Future Wolf II: Never Cry Wolf: Origin of The Series
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• hue and cry
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• alive she cried (user)
• You don't need a reason to cry
• when doves cry (user)
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• The Cry From The Sea
• A cry of a Banshee
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• Battle Cry of Freedom: The Civil War Era
• Cry me a river
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• don't cry over spoiled milk
• crys (user)
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Devil May Cry 4
• A time to cry
• we are not supposed to cry in the cubicles
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• cry more noob
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Would you like a Wah-Burger to go with those Crys?
• he would have cried
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• Don't cry for the Angels
• emotionally-coded war cries
• The introverted thinker cries
• Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry
• In Spring the Foxes Cry
• Cry Baby Cry
• You're pretty when you cry
• Did it ever make you cry ?
• Cry of the Werewolf
• The Blonde Cried Murder
• a boy cries behind the bright screen of his phone; another lays mumbling about a ballads of his misfortune
• going Dutch
• going postal
• Going against the grain
• going out
• going
• What's Going On
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• going down
• going crazy
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out

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