Findings:

• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I'd rather live in Terf Island than Chaser Continent
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Are we better than everything else?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Being a dickhead
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• kiss my brilliant daughter, my homeborn son
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• If you don't love yourself, you can't love anyone else.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Sometimes I'd rather sleep in the backyard
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• I'd rather read a book
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Helping people cheat
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• i'd rather not
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• No place I'd rather be
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Rather than trying
• Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• anyone lived in a pretty how town
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Never trust anyone over 30
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• Ebonics began with pirates
• A word from anyone's alien
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• Racquetball, anyone?
• To anyone contemplating suicide
• Despite the myth, alcohol is not good for anyone
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• how to give anyone artificial dandruff
• They'll let anyone into Paradise
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Is anyone out there?
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• indulgence, anyone?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• Butt shaft
• Butt weld
• Water butt
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• wipe the sweat from your brow and put a smile on your face
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down

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