Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- I'm fine no really
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm not sure
- Charmed, I'm sure
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Just call me fluffy
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- i'm just a girl
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm just a bill
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
- Just Me (user)
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Just Let Me Breathe
- She just looks at me
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm not in love, set me free
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- well im sure (user)
- Submit to me, you evil fly!
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I'm just guessing
- just hold me, and let me weep
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- People just expect things from me
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- just because they never bothered to really do
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- you just might be evil
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm just here for the candy
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm Really Into Techno
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm just sayin'.
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- Evil is me (user)
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