Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I, also, have a conscience, and it tells me not to crush in your skull with a blow of my powerful hoof."

• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• tell me what you have in your heart
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Tell me more
• Tell me what to dream
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You tell me this is God?
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell me about your faith
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Tell me something good
• Tell me another lie
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell him, she told me
• Experience tells me not to try
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• It could have been me
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Tell me a story about elephants
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• tell me all your reasons
• Tell Me What You Think
• Don't tell me about her
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Many have died; you also will die.
• I used to have a crush on you
• Could you have danced with me?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Have One On Me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I have a crush on a girl in France
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Tell me a story about trains
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• My first comet
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Though you can tell me
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Tell me a story
• blow me
• Tell me of the nature of love
• O tell me the truth about love
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't tell me everything
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• list of things
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Blow me down!
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• tell me the truth
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• You have no power over me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Things video games have taught me
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• What have you done for me lately?
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• you have me at a disadvantage
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• This is my truth tell me yours
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Blow me Sideways on Thursdays: Male Psyche in the Era of Feminism
• Tell me a story about rains
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Why tell me that?
• Tell Me What
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Tell me a story about flowers
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me about your secret places

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