Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I've heard several thousand renditions of this song and none of them pleasant"

• I've heard your song
• Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
• The Wild Colonials
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• With the song still in them
• Zulus, thousands of them!
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• What do you call several thousand lawyers working for a lot less money?
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Heard and McDonald Islands
• I Heard You, Solemn-sweet Pipes of the Organ
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation
• When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
• Mark Heard
• I heard a fly buzz
• I heard a porcupine
• Children should be seen and not heard
• heard at Wal-Mart
• If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Never heard of Dr. Mennel
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• The dumbest things I heard in college
• Shot heard round the world
• In Chem I Heard...
• What Melchisedec Heard and Saw
• Annoying Things Heard at Funerals
• We've heard it all before
• You thought you said what I think I heard
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I heard the butcher-bird sing
• E2 guide to music you've never heard of
• (I Heard That) Lonesome Whistle
• Larry Heard
• Rob Heard (user)
• Another county heard from
• I heard about it on the radio
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• heard that liked it bought the tape (document)
• I Heard The Owl Call My Name
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day
• I heard a light sigh and then my heart stood still
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Making Your Voice Heard
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• He stood, and heard the steeple
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I Heard It Through The Grapevine
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• You Heard Me
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• so i heard you like mudkips
• I saw the thunder; I heard the lightning.
• Last night I heard Caruso sing
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Heard Rockish
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• It's pretty obscure. You probably haven't heard of it.
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• Strange things I heard last week
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
• We Heard the Rain: Thoughts on Covid 19
• But she heard it
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• are you repeating what you've heard? or are you understanding?
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• I've frequently not been on boats
• I've
• Charles Ives
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• -ive
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• I've Got a Secret
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Burl Ives
• I've got the Internet
• Things that I've overheard
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Jobs I've Had
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• Neatest trip I've had
• I've got a little list
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've switched to hand-rolled cigarettes
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Since I've stopped watching TV
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Things I've learned from Everything
• Ski piss
• of all the things i've lost..
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I've been a woman for too long
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I Feel I've Melted
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've Seen It All
• I've never
• David Ives
• I've lost you
• I've Been Tired
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I've developed a new skill
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Why I've never been ice skating
• The time I've lost in wooing
• I've Got the World on a String
• What I've Learned
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• The Road I've Travelled
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've been working on my homework
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• I've got mine
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I've been expecting you
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• I've inadvertently created a superfly
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• St Ives
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've had you here before
• Currier and Ives
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I've Seen Everything
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• I've Got a Woman
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Ive Brussel
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot

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