Findings:

• I've always been a bit of a joker
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Things are a bit like other things
• i've been changed, and i am starving
• I've been trying to count the stars
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• like minded curmudgeons
• The clockwork of her mind is unravelling, bits and pieces coarse with emotion
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• Dirty Minds
• I've frequently not been on boats
• The mind is like a train station
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I would like to see your little bits
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I've been on the net (user)
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• I've been here for 5 hours
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Everything is a bit like everything else
• I've been a woman for too long
• Women only like me for my mind
• What do you feel like reading next? (e2poll)
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Get your dirty mind off my future
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've Been Tired
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've been working on my homework
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I've been waiting forever
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I've been wallowing in my own chaotic insecure delusions
• I've been searching
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• I've been expecting you
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Mind without body
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• your mind, like a merry-go-round
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Mama, You Been on My Mind
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been smoking ever since
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• love like you've never been hurt
• I've been dead a long time
• I’ve been completed
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• How to Get Ahead in Advertising
• ahead of the game
• ahead of the curve
• look ahead
• Welcome back. We've gone ahead without you
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• Hard to starboard, all ahead flank
• go ahead I'll listen (user)
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• Go ahead, throw your vote away
• go ahead and dream, go ahead believe that you are the chosen one
• Everything2 Update: August 2019 - Roadmap and the way ahead
• I'm getting ahead of myself
• Full steam ahead
• What have you been smoking?
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• you know you've been caught
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• They had been expecting me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I had been hungry all the years
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• It's been real
• Attention has been paid
• AES may have been broken
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has Been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Since U Been Gone
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I shoulda been there
• I could have been one of a two
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages

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