Findings:

• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I've Been Tired
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I've been searching
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Once bitten twice shy
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been crowned the king of it
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I've been shot!
• I've been a woman for too long
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been on the net (user)
• I’ve been completed
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• I've been trying to count the stars
• I've been duped by Satan!
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• measure twice, cut once
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I've been smoking ever since
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• I've been working on my homework
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I may or may not have been naked
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I've been waiting forever
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Once a philosopher, twice a pervert
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• I've frequently not been on boats
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been expecting you
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• Do or do not, there is no try
• paper or plastic
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Eleven or One
• Estacada, Oregon
• I must die or be better
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• exhaust or muffler repair
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• An American in Tours
• 206
• Live or Die
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Robosexual or what?
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• To Register, or not to Register... (e2poll)
• Yam or sweet potato, what's the difference?
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part three
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Lightning never strikes twice.
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• They had been expecting me
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• You've been warned.
• it's been a long time
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• Things that I've overheard
• I've never
• I've had you here before
• I've heard your song
• You're Only Old Once!
• I once clutched death in my hands
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Where two roads once diverged
• Kiss me once and never again
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Truth or Dare
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• A boy named Ben
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Life in the American business world
• you fall or fly every second
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• The shifting bohemian district of Portland, Oregon
• Arthur, or the Decline and Fall of the British Empire
• Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
• Teutonicism or Germanism: a same-concept-different-word thing
• When or Not, Make it Great
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• plain sailing or not
• Pumpkin (or Sweet Potato) Fry Bread
• to exorcise or not to exorcise?
• This or That
• choice: loyalty or ethics
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• Twice Removed
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• It's been an hour. I still love her.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• What I've Learned
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• Now that I've told you
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• once removed
• It's a good idea to take a bath once in a while
• Six Emperors At The Same Time III
• Once Upon a Time in China II
• I had a brother, once
• your name, once I wake up
• what once I was
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Confusing yes or no answers
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant

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