Findings:

• I’ve been completed
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• I've been trying to count the stars
• I've been duped by Satan!
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
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• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• measure twice, cut once
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• I've been smoking ever since
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I've been working on my homework
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I may or may not have been naked
• I've been waiting forever
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• Once a philosopher, twice a pervert
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've always been a bit of a joker
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• I've frequently not been on boats
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• I've been expecting you
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I've Been Tired
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Once bitten twice shy
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• I've been searching
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been crowned the king of it
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• I've been shot!
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• I've been a woman for too long
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been on the net (user)
• you know you've been caught
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• It has not been a wonderful day
• I speak for the Borg
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Do You Remember Once...
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• opportunity only knocks once
• Truth or Dare
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Is this the last four years or what?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Ball Hog or Tugboat?
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• W, or the Memory of a Childhood
• Somewhere or Other
• Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• trick or treat game
• The Ballet or the Bullet
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Navigation without map or compass
• serendipity, or something like it
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Hex; Or Printing in the Infernal Method
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• "The cynic's path" or "Chronicles of a knight in sour armor"
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• fraud in medicine: arrogance or detachment?
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• The software hath been released
• Never Been Kissed
• Since U Been Gone
• This has not been an easy year.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Marcus Borg
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• Ive Brussel
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
• Once I Pass'd Through a Populous City
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• at once so warm and so insignificant.
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• try to summon the dream once more
• Once there was a way...
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Ten stars or so
• The Prime Mover, or God
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Reporting Loss or Disclosure of Classified Information at the NSA
• The Ballot or the Bullet
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• To filter or not to filter
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• trick or can
• Captain or Colonel
• Life, or something like it
• Animal or Mammalian Self Commanding to Evil
• Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Go big or go home
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• give me the truth or nothing
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
• Intrinsic self-worth in a capitalist society or Dealing with the closing of the American mind
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• choice: loyalty or ethics III
• Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
• The same liver twice
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• I appear to have been misinformed
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The Borg, oh
• Things I've learned from Everything
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Once Were Warriors
• someone I thought I knew once
• I was in a commercial once
• Once more unto the breach, dear friends
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• once you see a can of white paint and a black cat...
• Red or Blue Pill
• more or less
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?

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