Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I've barely dipped my toe in the Nodegel, and apparently some of the funniest writers have left in a huff, taking their writeups with them dammit!"

• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I do have some things to hide
• Know your pets
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• All I have left to lose
• Some memories are buried deep and better left forgotten
• Madmen have a world all their own
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Them Node Writers
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• My hands have lost their memory
• There is some goodness left in the World
• just to have some human contact
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Some virtues dig their own graves
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• Taking on a Life of Their Own
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• I will ask them all their dreams
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• institutions have lives of their own
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Ski piss
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• I have to return some videotapes
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• By their fruits you shall know them
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• Let them have Festivas
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• So you don't have to
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• You have no power over me
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• you have never been safe
• he would have cried
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I've Got a Secret
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• And so, I left
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• The Piano Shop on the Left Bank
• Noding left handed whilst flipping the birdie at sad people
• Impressions left of tones, smells, etc.
• nodegel
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• Go out and get some fresh air
• My quick GPL'd script to adjust some PATH environment variables
• Some of the greatest rock songs use the same chords
• Some Notes on Genevieve
• Some Old Hippy Caught A High Tripping On Acid
• On some other planet
• My vain youth: some confessions
• Taking over the world with a Tesla coil
• Taking a life
• Taking Off
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Women and their weight problem
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Tyrokavteri (roasted red pepper and feta dip)
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• Kiwi dip
• once set, words make a world of their own
• Why don't poets kill their audience more often?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• You see them too; Golden butterflies, countless in number
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• We surround them
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me

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