Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I've barely dipped my toe in the Nodegel, and apparently some of the funniest writers have left in a huff, taking their writeups with them dammit!"

• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Let them have Festivas
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• There are 74 genuinely good people left in the world, and most of them are a painful bore.
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Taking on a Life of Their Own
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Know your pets
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• That afternoon in amber, or dipped in gold and left on the mantle
• Madmen have a world all their own
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Some virtues dig their own graves
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• My hands have lost their memory
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• just to have some human contact
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• By their fruits you shall know them
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• hiding your sins in the nodegel, secretly hoping that someone will find them.
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Some memories are buried deep and better left forgotten
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• institutions have lives of their own
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I do have some things to hide
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I have to return some videotapes
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• There is some goodness left in the World
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• All I have left to lose
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Ski piss
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Them Node Writers
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• You want some more?
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• not some plain jane (user)
• Some of the hacked Sarah Palin e-mails
• Atheism upsets people for some inexplicable reason
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• I got in a wreck taking my driver's test
• On Fallen Rock Stars and Taking a Bath
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• This was their finest hour
• Optimus Prime, Ultra Magnus, and Their Forbidden Love
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• Snake Dip
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• those magnificent men in their flying machines
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• It is their very life
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Us and Them
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• What eyes with the dread night in them?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Teach Them to Fish
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Knots I have known and loved
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Stoned music memories
• To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• hammer toe
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• So you don't have to
• Finding or Creating a Writers' Workshop Group
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• The Writer's Journey
• You have no power over me
• Missouri Writers Guild
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Have you argued for a false truth?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• Snakes on a Plane: Clinton did not have conversations with that woman

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