Findings:

• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Being a dickhead
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm just guessing
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• i'm just a girl
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• How to be a Better Person
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I'm just sayin'.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• I'm just sayin'
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm not homophobic but...
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not racist but...
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm going to be a Dad
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm just a bill
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• I'm just here for the candy
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people

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