Findings:

• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• You, standing
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Get a rise out of someone
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Get Out
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• I'm about to create a new node!
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Friends who fuck
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Here's the thing about losing a limb
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• 'Get out of the arena' heat
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• I can't get comfortable here
• Need to get out more
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Getting small animals out of the walls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• we who are about to die salute you
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• Get out the crying towel
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm not talking about
• Getting wax out of carpet
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• Gotta get out
• Getting water out of a cactus
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• What to get the guy that has everything
• Get out of Hell free card
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Here's the thing about losing a limb (category)
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• fuck around and find out
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• out and about
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• How to get more out of Psi
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• I told you I love you, now get out
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• Can't get you out of my head
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• How to escape domestic violence
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• People who carp about their jobs
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• The bored who complain
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• If you care only about you, and I care only about you, who cares aout me?
• here's the thing about the brain download
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Get fucked, asshole!
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• You can't get there from here
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Go out and get some fresh air
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• Get out of jail free card
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You

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