Findings:

• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Rebeca Martinez
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Starving in the greenhouse
• You may be fucked, but at least you're not alone
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• May the Force be with you
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Be that as it may
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Animals which may be immortal
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Be a model or just look like one
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• may you be granted a purple robe
• may their names be sung forever
• and the world may be long for you
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• You can, but you may not
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm going to be a Dad
• No one can be totally logical
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• pity be for those with one thing to say
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• but you wanna be bad
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• I'm always just one bad day away from committing suicide
• My life may no longer be my own
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.

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