Findings:

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm sorry
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm sorry for your loss
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Sorry for the stolen cookies
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I have memories of the sky
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• fish have long memories
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
• So. Central Rain
• A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so sorry
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• I'm Not Sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• My hands have lost their memory
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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