Findings:

• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• I'm sorry
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm not homophobic but...
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Things people put up their butts
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• So. Central Rain
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• I'm Not Sorry
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• throw up
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• we can give up, but the world never will
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Women want me when I'm taken
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Being a dickhead
• butt naked
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Butt hinge
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• Sexist jokes
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?

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