Findings:

• I'm so sorry
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm so tough
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• And so, we made sweet love with the weather
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• And the clock waits so patiently on your song
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• I'm Not Sorry
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• i've worked very hard to become so
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• so sorry (user)
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm sorry
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• So. Central Rain
• I'm not very cool
• When having sex in Germany
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• Walked in on you having sex
• How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• Having An Average Weekend
• having a baby
• Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
• Having a little cry in the toilets at work
• The Trials and Tribulations of Having Your Own Secret Hideout
• The pleasure of not having a car
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Having a Microsoft husband
• Having fun with the Pizza Delivery Boy
• Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• having you by the short hairs
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• The downside of having superpowers
• Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• A river having adieu with snow
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Having sex up against a wall
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• Being resigned to having your corpse facing the enemy
• Is having a job a human right?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Worth Having
• When having sex in French
• The cost of having nice things is the obligation to their maintenance
• Having sex in Drow
• Dealing with your friends having cancer
• having fun huh (user)
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• having fun tomorrow
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Doris and George having lunch at Target
• Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
• On having holy cows as an essential part of your musical breakfast
• Having to do with animals. (category)
• having asked the spiders and the snakes
• can you imagine having to spend the rest of eternity in Illinois?
• I'm Losing You
• I walk around when I'm high
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired

If you Log in you could create a "I'm so very sorry for having made you wait" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.