Findings:

• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I wish I could cry
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• We laugh so we won't cry
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• They did so because they believed they could.
• I'm so tough
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• If you could see me cry
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• You could be so delicious
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• I'm so sorry
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• could
• A little child could never kill this clean
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• If I could let the universe swallow you whole
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The Little Engine that Could
• I could make a habit out of you
• i think i could love you
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• If I could do it all over again
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Things that could be
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• We could all be blind
• I could keep my sexuality private
• I could eat a horse
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• I could not fire
• I could taste the air
• How one man could control the Senate
• It was the least I could do
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• we could get lost in the fall
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I could hear her thoughts
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• You said you could hear the galaxy
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could be someone
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• If only I could get into her head
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• The mountain could be home
• If I Could Say Mother
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How Microsoft could subvert the GPL
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Penis for a day
• Could AOL phone home?
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• Could/can vs Would/will
• might could
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Society could use basic cable rebirth
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• With an army of cats at my command, I could take over Ohio.
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• Could I bookmark you?
• If you could see her through my eyes
• It Could Happen to You
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• They could have saved Kevin
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Farther than I could see
• If these walls could talk
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• A monkey could direct epee
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• I wish I could burn like god
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I could not leave it lonely.
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• the only comfort we could ever have

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