Findings:

• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• just friends
• just so much slavery (user)
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• So happy she drools
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm Just Me (user)
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• I just want to be friends
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• friends just taste better
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Not just a happy ending
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• We were never really friends
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• No, we're not friends.
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm looking for a friend
• We're all doing just fine
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• the stars were falling just for him
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• So There We Were
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• As if either one of us were happy
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• I'm just a bill
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• If we're such good friends
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm just sayin'
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm just guessing
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Just So Stories
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• Her hair, tangled
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• Just friends syndrome
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• You were always so good to me
• you were so cute
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• It's just a fond farewell to a friend
• Let's just be friends
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Just a Friend? (user)
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• iam so happy (user)
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
• I'm so tough
• i'm just a girl
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I am so fucking happy
• Happy Tree Friends
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm so sorry
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm just sayin'.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• We're screwed, my friends
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• It's so crazy it just might work
• just so
• just a friend
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• Happy Ho (and friends)

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