Findings:

• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm glad I'm white
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• I'm glad you're here.
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm so tough
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm Glad
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I'm always breathless when you call
• call
• The Call of Cthulhu
• A Tribe Called Quest
• You call that philosophy?
• Last call
• call centre
• system call
• Call by reference
• A Fish Called Wanda
• Call by value return
• Call by name
• Home run call
• goal call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• screening calls
• The Steer Called Murder
• Call of the West
• Just call me fluffy
• Call for Help
• Let's call this art
• late night phone calls
• close call
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Call girl
• port of call
• recursive call
• call stack
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• booty call
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• call and response
• Don't call it San Fran
• Call of the Wild
• Not returning an ex-girlfriend's phone call
• Why won't he call?
• The Collect Call of Cthulhu
• strangest phone call
• What time do you call this, then?
• prank call
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• call board
• curtain call
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• A Call to Quit
• Is your teenager concerned about inequality and pollution? Call a drug counselor.
• What do you call a woman's genitalia?
• Here's my number, call me
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Don't call me Debbie
• last call for regrets
• A common tech support call
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• listen()
• No Colour Called Love
• Zuigan calls his own master
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• Fun with telemarketing calls
• If the Current Were to Call
• What do I call her?
• Don't call me Asian
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Call Me Persephone
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Call me Fish Meal
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 4
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 5
• Stalingrad
• call it glitter
• that lump they call your brain
• covered call
• naked call
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Call of the Primitives
• it beckons me, the call to write
• call center
• cattle call
• come to think of it, phone calls are excruciating too.
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• call it a day
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• If it weren't hard, they wouldn't call it hardware
• Call if you need me
• called also
• Caedmon's Call
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;
• call bet
• moment your mother calls
• cold call
• A secret sometimes already warm bed to call home
• conference call etiquette
• The difference between "call by reference" and "call by value return"
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• The Emergency Services called me back
• A Child Called "It"
• The Boatman's Call
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• I called for the Emergency Destruct Plan
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Call a rabbit a smeerp
• Planet Called Home
• The Call from the Past
• Las Vegas call girl phone phreak conspiracy
• call sign
• artistic roll call
• For a good time, call your partner, not that 900 number
• Your call is very important to us
• call book

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