Findings:
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm Not Sorry
- politics needs ninja
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Do We Really Need Another Reason to Hate Mosquitoes?
- I'm sorry
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- So. Central Rain
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- The name of the town isn't really relevant, it's like many towns in America
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- I'm fine no really
- What you really need to know about Everything
- Do I really need Linux?
- Footprints' band needs a name (document)
- A Room That Said I’m Sorry
- Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I'm so sorry
- I'm sorry for your loss
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- I'm Really Into Techno
- I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Tell the Center I'm Sorry
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- NEED A NAME (user)
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- i'm sorry your toys hurt people
- I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
- need a name for it
- the river doesn't need a name to drown you
- Band names that are really hard to search for
- Every film needs a ninja
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Yes, obviously we really need zero tolerance
- need**% name (user)
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
- All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- Five Superheroes we REALLY need
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- Is another gas station really what we need?
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Demeter
- Homeric Hymn to Demeter
- Demeter Fragrance Library
- Demeter and Persephone
- Everything2 Decaversary Interviews: Demeter
- The Last Voyage of the Demeter
- Im Elvis (user)
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm pinching your face!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just a bill
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- the words I'm after
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm falling in love with you
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm game
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm a Pepper
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm tired of calling 911
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm scared
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
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