Findings:
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Dammit, I'm mad
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm not in love, set me free
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Break me. I'm elated.
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm not very cool
- I'm sorry
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Im-
- Damn, I'm good.
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm Going Home
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm pinching your face!
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm bored
- I'm Your Fan
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm Proud of You
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm Losing You
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm not sure
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- So. Central Rain
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm just a bill
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- My cats think I'm a God
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm gay
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I'm with stupid
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not a part of this world
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- Mad as Hell Doctors in California: October 5
- Mad as Hell Doctors: October 6
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- Hands off, I'm special
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm Glad
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
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