Findings:
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- The teachers thought I was insane
- Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- I Thought I Was A Child
- what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I Thought My Father Was God
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- I thought that what I was taught was true.
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Dumb laws
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- more sure of all I thought was true
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- The Man Who Was (user)
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- The Man Who Was Thursday
- A Woman Who Never Was
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Who made Hell?
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- I'm game
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm a Pepper
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm tired of calling 911
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm scared
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm The Man
- I know more when I'm alone
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
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