Findings:

• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm just a bill
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• When you just can't win
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• I'm just sayin'.
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• you can't have it both ways
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• This is why we can't have nice things
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• we just have to past the wisdom to the next civilization
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• i'm just a girl
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm just guessing
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• You Can't Have Mary
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• I'm just sayin'
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Can't we all just be friends?
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• if I can't have silence
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Can't we all just get along?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• For God's sake, just have another election
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• just to have some human contact
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have just been shot
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm Just Me (user)
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• You Can't Do That on Television
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The thing about the vegan stereotype
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them

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