Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm not going to hurt you, not the way you hurt me, not if I can help it, no"

• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• It Hurts Me Too
• help, don't hurt! (user)
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• hurt me more (user)
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• help, don't hurt (user)
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• no power in the verse can stop me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Stupid ways to hurt yourself
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• make me hurt you
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Hurt me plenty
• That Time and Absence proves Rather helps than hurts to loves
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• this is going to hurt a little
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• You can see right through me
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Going My Way?
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Can you show me?
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• No one can be in two places at once
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Ways of going out in cricket
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• The Japan That Can Say No
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Nothing can stop me now
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• I'm going to be a Dad
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to the moon
• This poem can be put off no longer
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• I'm going to kill you
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• No one can be totally logical
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• No evil can happen
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Can you hear me knocking?
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• Can You Take Me Back
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I hold you where no one else can go
• I'm All You Can Think About
• can you get enough of me?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm alive, I can prove it.
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• I can no longer tell you
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• can you show me where this came from?
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Can You Hear Me?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 10: Teach Me If You Can
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• You're going the wrong way!
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• this is how i'm going to die.

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