Findings:

• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• My life may no longer be my own
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Life without music would be a mistake
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• And the rest shall be written in the pages of future past.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm not this cool in real life
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• It's going to be fine
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Where Are We Going? And What Are We Doing?
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm doing OK
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• tonight and the rest of my life
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• The next life will be better
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to Disneyland
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• rest of your life
• Today is the last day of the rest of your life
• This is the reality: It's the rest of my life that's the dream
• I got my ticket and I'm letting go of the rest
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• To be noble in an average life
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Rest and be thankful
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• How it's Going to Be
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• everything is going to be alright
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Doing something with your life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm Going Crazy
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• What life after death will really be like
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• To do is to be
• Should I be happy?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• conditional narcissism n stuff
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed

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