Findings:
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- I'm sorry you see things that way
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- living in fear is just another way of dying before your time
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm just sayin'.
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Just the Way You Are
- That's just crazy talk
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- The Way We Talk Now
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm just a bill
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm just guessing
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- It's just the way that he walks
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- That's just the way it is
- just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- sometimes you just want to talk to a stranger
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- i'm just a girl
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- Six Ways to Sunday
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm not sure
- Hands off, I'm special
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm game
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm a Pepper
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm tired of calling 911
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm scared
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm The Man
- I know more when I'm alone
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
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