Findings:
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I wish I was carrying cigarettes
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
- Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- I wish I was dead
- what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- I wish I was a fish
- I Wish My Brother George Was Here
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I wish I was in New Orleans
- I wish I was a half of a two
- Bullet Proof... I Wish I Was
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- geek+ (user)
- Geek
- geek culture
- Geeks
- Geek house
- geek code
- geek chic
- Geek Pride
- geek out
- Nerds, geeks, dorks and losers
- First generation geek
- The Geek Party
- geek humor
- geek rock
- Science Geek
- ThinkGeek
- Geek Compound
- Geek pick-up lines
- history geek
- DNS geek
- Why do geeks love Robert Heinlein?
- Certified Geek (user)
- Only Slightly a Geek Girl
- Geek Pride Festival
- the geek shall inherit the earth
- cool geek shirt
- Chez Geek
- I am not a geek
- plant geek
- Think Geek (user)
- the new positive definition of the word geek
- geek profiling
- Geek Mythology
- Code of the Geeks
- The geek babe makeover
- theme geek
- geek in training
- Geeks should not fight about their distros
- geek angst
- Geek Phenotypes
- Advice for a geek in a pool full of sharks
- The Perfect Geek Compound
- Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
- Freaks and Geeks
- It's OK to be a healthy geek
- geeks of the world unite
- Geek Teen Magazine Quiz
- Meek Geek (user)
- The "Geek Pride" phenomenon
- geek groupie
- Geek Mysticism
- You know you're a geek when...
- Screw this geek culture
- Pencil Neck Geek
- Geek Streak
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Poly Geek Relationship Disclosure Form
- Feminists and geeks
- Geek Cruises
- The sacred drink of geeks
- Why all geeks need drugs
- Eldritch Geek (user)
- Life as a Geek in the Army Cadets
- Are you a geek?
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Non-associative Geek
- Standard Geek Dialect
- Escapism for Geeks
- Geek Magnet
- Corporate law geek (user)
- All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
- Pathetic geek stories
- My Weedy Little Geek
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Hollywood needs to hire more geeks
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How do you become a geek?
- What's geek got to do with it anyway?
- Renaissance geek
- Two Geeks Computers
- Geek Wannabe
- Free Geek
- Choking on the miasma of Geek Pride
- Geek ring
- first geek exposure
- Road Geek
- English geek
- Not normal, geek or otherwise
- Geek is chic
- I have crossed over the geek girl line
- band geek
- On becoming a geek
- Beat the Geeks
- Nerds, Geeks, and Gender
- Geek In Training (user)
- Soul of an artist, brain of a geek
- The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
- Death Wish Coffee
- How to be a geek
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- The geek girl and the golden child
- geek kitchen
- GEEK (user)
- The Geeks have Inherited the World.
- Geek's guide to working out (idea) mp3 (recording)
- geek canon
- geek social fallacies
- Geek Down (user)
- geek cred
- May Geek Quest 2013
- Geek Quest 2013
- Fake Geek Girl
- Geeks in Cyberspace: a story from the early web
- Geek Fantasy Novel
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- I'm
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm pinching your face!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
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