Findings:

• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• all other times are better than 6 am
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• There's no better mirror than a child
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Depression is a good thing
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• A better model than the one at data general
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• Some Days are Better than Others
• When I am stronger than now
• No My Car Day
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• I look better when I am wet
• Tickling is better than sex
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• I am no longer the youngest
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Half a loaf is better than none
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• A determination to do better than
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• You aren't better than human
• I'm no Whitman...
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Better Dead Than Red
• no more stupid, i am full
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Original better than the sequel
• Better than Life
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• for() is better than while()
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• No better friend, no worse enemy
• better than the best
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm No Angel
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• Things that are better than sex
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• I am uglier than you imagine
• I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Even better than the real thing
• A modem is better than nothing
• People smarter than I am.
• Better him than me
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• i am no one (user)
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Why cats are better than dogs
• What Everything does better than anything else
• better than 2 (user)
• Better safe than sorry
• Are we better than everything else?
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Rebeca Martinez
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Better Than Garbo
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• I can do much better than this
• No One Knows Who I Am
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Better than kicking him into next week
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• better than a living will
• better than Radiohead
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• leave it better than you found it
• better than half my insides
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Better Than Bouillon
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I am no poet
• no more bitter. i am full.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Am am no prophet
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• I am no longer an EDB refugee
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• I am no prophet
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• I am dumber than a rose
• now that I am no longer
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Better Than Ezra
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Treatment of corporations
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• CD vs. vinyl
• Ideas are better than apples
• The book is better than the movie
• Much better than a piss test
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better than Sex
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Two heads are better than one
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Better blatant than latent
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• What can be better than that?
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• There were times better than this
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• better late than never
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Indigenous people are better than you
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• better than natural
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Better Than Chocolate
• better off with him than here with me
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Just as I am, Without One Plea

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