Findings:
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm just here for the candy
- Just a guy on a horse
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- To the world you're just one person
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Just a collection of ones and zeroes
- one thing just tears him down
- Just one of the cooks on the Titanic
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- You just cut that guy off
- just a guy (user)
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- One of the guys
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm in one of those moods again
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- one bald guy (user)
- I'm just guessing
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- it's just one of those nights..
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- One year, just.
- just one second hold (user)
- Just One Of Those Days
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- The small victories are just are valid as the big flashy ones
- Let's get just one thing straight
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- That one guy (user)
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm the Bad Guy
- i'm just a girl
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm just a bill
- just a nice guy (user)
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm just sayin'
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- That One Guy
- There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
- I'm just sayin'.
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Just friends syndrome
- Be a model or just look like one
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
- Just one more
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- Just as I am, Without One Plea
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- Just For One (user)
- Just One
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- short guy syndrome
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- Guy Gavriel Kay
- The Tall Guy
- Guy Kawasaki
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- right guy
- tough guy
- The Cable Guy
- Guy Fawkes
- Guy Debord
- Fall guy
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- guy bob receptacles (user)
- sane guy (user)
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- Dead Guy Ale
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Two Guys from Andromeda
- guys in Speedos
- Small-framed Guy
- Inflatable Big Black Guy
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Wild and Crazy Guy
- Guy Daikouji
- Guy Clark
- West Country Guy (user)
- He's a good guy friend
- The three kinds of nice guys
- Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
- date movies for guys
- Are J.D. Salinger and Thomas Pynchon the same guy?
- Three guys whose voices are like clear glass
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- getting hit by a guy
- Strong Guy
- Guy Ritchie
- That guy issue
- The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
- The little guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Good-looking guy game
- Teeny Little Super Guy
- Guy Incognito (user)
- Guy Williams
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- funny fat guy who dies
- Buddy Guy
- Buddy Guy's Legends
- We Are All in the Dumps With Jack and Guy
- cool guy (user)
- Bad Guy (user)
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- The Red Guy
- What guys do with their penis
- Guy Gardner
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