Findings:
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- just a nice guy (user)
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Just being quiet and close
- I was me before being me was cool.
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- nice guy
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm not in love, set me free
- She doesn't really want a nice guy
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm just sayin'.
- i'm used to it
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- nice guy (user)
- Nice guys are good in bed
- just a guy (user)
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- I'm just here for the candy
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Nik and the Nice Guys
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- It's nice being in shape
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Nice Guy Eddie
- I feel like I'm being watched
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm just a bill
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I'm not ashamed to use Windows
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I'm just guessing
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- on being nice
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Forgive me for being afraid of the world
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- Nice guys finish last
- Just a guy on a horse
- Being a dickhead
- A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
- Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- You just cut that guy off
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- The three kinds of nice guys
- nice guy complex
- I was a nice guy once
- I'm the Bad Guy
- the nice guy (user)
- Mr. Nice Guy
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- A node to end all nice guy nodes for stupid girly nice guys
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Smile at guys, for me
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- On losers, achievers and nice guys
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- i'm just a girl
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- mr nice guy (user)
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Break me. I'm elated.
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- Being nice
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