Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm just lying down in the road in front of a police car because I like to fall down, in the road, in front of police cars"

• like taking X million cars off the road
• I want to fall down your front step.
• Why I like my old car that always breaks down
• The strangeness of seeing another car on a late night back road
• The car accidents I normally see are front end collisions
• The house down the road
• Police car on the dome
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• Running Down the Road
• McLaren F1 Road Car
• Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
• Run the roads down
• Reverie in front of a Moving Car
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Walking down the motorway, cars coming from behind
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• Sleeping in a car parked on the side of the road
• Shot Down by the Burbank Police Department
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• down the road
• Advertising on Police Cars
• What to do if a deer jumps out in front of your car
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Down the Road a Piece
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• Trompe
• Finding your old car back on the road
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
• Goin Down the Road Feeling Bad
• Car Wheels on a Gravel Road
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Police car
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Falls Road
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Like When a Pill Goes Down Wrong
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm Down
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• All Fall Down
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down
• Fall Down
• I like the police
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because the city is falling down
• I'm scared of my car
• The cathedrals that didn't fall down
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Walking down the street at night, buzzing like a transformer
• the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Fall down go boom
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Fire burns and we all fall down
• Down like a prom queen
• Bubbles falls down the rabbit hole
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• now I'm down in it
• Aphelion 0.1 : We All Fall Down
• one thing just tears him down
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• you can always find a razor lying in the road
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because it happened to you
• car lease
• How to save your car from a porcupine
• The Death Car
• George Shoobridge Carr
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• car alarm
• Mousetrap car
• What not to do in a car crash
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• The new experimental New York City subway cars
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• rack car
• Prowl car
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Emily Carr
• The pleasure of not having a car
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Send in the car
• invisible cars
• car boot sale
• Having a drug dealer in your car
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• car bomb
• a baseball cap, a toy car and two hands
• car part loss
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• How to avoid a car accident
• Baker v. Carr
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Why are car engines so HUGE in the US?
• chase car
• Car ad
• program car
• Irish Car Bomb
• That Gunk on Your Car
• New York City Subway Car Roster
• The Lady Mechanic's Total Car Care for the Clueless
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Alice the car
• Things everyone should know about cars
• The cars that ate Paris
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Richard Scarry's Cars and Trucks and Things that Go
• diner car
• Pace car
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
• Another day, another car bomb
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I ran over an old woman with her own car
• Dinky cars
• How to break into a car
• Belfast Car Bomb
• Car wash
• College car
• Pick-up car
• Worst Cars of the Millennium
• Mexican jumping car
• A Momentary Diversion on the Road to the Grave
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• Dymaxion car
• railway cars
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• exploding car wrecks
• Counterweight Car Crate
• How to escape a sinking car
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• Free car wash at the gas station
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• Car Crash
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Cars and Trucks and Things that Go
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I was promised flying cars
• hire car
• Diesel in a Petrol Car
• A crowded subway car

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