Findings:
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- Please don't send your resume
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Rape committed by women
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- I'm just sayin'
- Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- Please Don't Destroy
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- I just don't know when to quit.
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Don't buy the champagne just yet
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please don't bring your kids
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- just kidding
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
- Being a dickhead
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- please don't go
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm just a bill
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm just guessing
- somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I'm just sayin'.
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I take for granted that you just don't care
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Please don't feed the troll
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- why don't you just?
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- You just don't get it
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Just don't expect me to understand
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- just like the seed, i don't know where to go
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm just here for the candy
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- i'm just a girl
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- don't care
- Don't
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
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