Findings:

• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm just sayin'
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm just here for the candy
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• I'm just sayin'.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm just guessing
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm just a bill
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• legally drunk
• get drunk
• Get drunk on History
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• coding drunk
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• I was very, very drunk
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Drunk in Manhattan
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• punch drunk
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• drunken wasps
• Drunk as a skunk
• Music to get drunk to
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The Drunk Joke
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Punch-Drunk Love
• drunk barbie (user)
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• Just Gone
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• My first drunk
• drunk and disorderly
• drunk mistakes
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• drunk dialing
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• being drunk
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving (node_forward)
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• Drunk Whale
• Blood drunk
• drunk on the tiniest pivot
• Drunk History
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm tired
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue

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