Findings:

• I'm glad you're here.
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Being a dickhead
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm just here for the candy
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• i'm here. are you here?
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm Still Here
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm a stranger here myself
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• A complete backup of the entire Internet
• NP Complete Problem
• Part of this complete breakfast
• Complete Waste of Time
• complete waste of money
• The Complete Commodore Inner Space Anthology
• "No" is a complete sentence
• The Complete Guide to Middle-Earth
• The Donner Party: Complete Recordings 1987-1989
• John Coltrane: 1961 Complete Village Vanguard Recordings
• Complete guide to Driving
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Code Complete
• Unix: The Complete Reference
• Tetris complete
• Adventure complete
• you complete me
• The Complete Works of John Donne
• The Complete Works of Lewis Carroll
• Snow Completes the Year
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• complete ordered field
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Long Island Diner Culture: A Complete Guide
• complete game
• The complete list of Cliffhanger answers
• The Complete Crumb Comics
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• The complete solution to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• The complete guide to 1980s television
• Who Learns My Lesson Complete?
• The Complete Asian Cookbook
• How to Be a Complete Bastard
• complete protein
• The Complete Book of Villains
• The Complete Metalsmith
• Complete silence
• Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete
• The Complete Works of James Baldwin
• Notes Towards the Complete Works of Shakespeare
• Complete Military History of France
• The Complete Idiot's Guide to Amazing Sex
• One Palestine, Complete
• Ben Folds Five: The Complete Sessions at West 54th
• complete graph
• The Complete Master Works
• Unintentional irony and complete idiocy often go hand in hand with one another
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• The Complete Peerage
• The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
• The Complete Book of Watches
• The New Complete Synthesizer
• your training is not complete
• Everything after this point is a complete lie.
• here
• You're not from around here, are you?
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Kilroy was here
• Right Here, Right Now
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Strangeways, Here We Come
• click here
• Why are you here?
• Why you are the most important person here
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Here kitty kitty
• Do you work here?
• Too Funky in Here
• Your Name Here Stadium
• Here Comes Your Man
• Why are we here?
• Lafayette, we are here
• Not Invented Here
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
• Round Here
• Who died here?
• The (Insert Party Here) Agenda
• you are here
• Stay here with me
• The Big Bang happened here
• Put Your Hand Here
• You are here. We are not.
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I see no X here
• Here I come to save the day!
• Here comes the rain again
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Don't piss here
• Be Here Now
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Here We Have Idaho
• Here Comes the Sun
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• overpaid, oversexed and over here
• Now here it is, your moment of Zen
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Here be Cows
• Here Be Dragons
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• Here and Now
• Right here
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I can't get comfortable here
• Suddenly Here on the Grass
• What's going on here?
• Insensitivity is here to stay
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• Here I am World
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Here on Earth
• Here Come the Warm Jets
• From Here to Eternity
• You're so come here go away
• Here I am again
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• lying here with no one near
• Here in the brilliant sun we jostle
• Ready or Not, Here I Come
• Here All Alone in Silence
• Do you come here often?
• Here's Looking At You
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• here file
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Is there a problem, (insert title here)?
• Here At the Western World
• It Can't Happen Here
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Tonic water: A rare commodity here in these parts
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• Here's My Check, Carnegie Tech
• The Week Never Starts Round Here
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• No meagre passion here
• Here and There

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