Findings:

• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The axe forgets but the tree remembers
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I'm not racist but...
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Numbers 13
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• The Number of Languages you know is the Number of Times you are Human
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• i know you are but what am i
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm just guessing
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I swear I'm a real punk
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Being a dickhead
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Number 13

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