Findings:

• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• I'm going to be a Dad
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• this is how i'm going to die.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm Going Home
• don't cut off your nose to spite your face
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to Disneyland
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm Going Crazy
• Broiled open faced veggie sandwich
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• open face sandwich
• I'm pinching your face!
• Short Cuts
• The Final Cut
• Cut it out
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Kids cut the salamanders' tails off
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Cut to the breaks
• You just cut that guy off
• Death of a Thousand Cuts
• Cut Spelling
• Cut Your Hair
• cut and paste coding
• cut and choose protocols
• cut a tape
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Cut off that stupid goatee and move on
• Cut The (idea) Technique up
• I cut off yossarian's finger!
• I cut my own hair
• cut & shut
• measure twice, cut once
• A Chicken with Its Head Cut Off
• double cut
• Tax cuts for the rich
• cut the muster
• director's cut
• cut lob
• Cut to the chase
• Cut down on alcohol
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Cutting cake without favoritism
• Jesus is cut!
• cut scene
• Player's Navy Cut
• cut time
• Cut Man
• jump cut
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• How to cut copper pipe
• crew cut
• Veins to the cut, pain in the gut; veins to the tip, everything's hip
• Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
• cross cut
• rip cut
• minimum cut
• Xen Cuts
• cut the cake
• cut corners
• cut fastball
• short cut
• Cut the deck
• How to cut a hole in a postcard large enough to walk through
• Cuts of Beef
• cut lunch
• cut off
• Cut and paste writeups will die
• Cut n Shoot
• How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
• The Crew Cuts
• cut and dried
• paper cut
• Rough cut
• How Babs Malone Cut Down the Field
• Sumping cut
• A Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure
• You have your work cut out for you
• Crossroads cut
• Lion cut
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Longs for Cutts (user)
• cheat cut
• Brachial Stun, Throat Cut
• Keeping cut flowers fresh
• snowflake cut
• branch cut
• The cut
• Paper Cuts (user)
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Koeberg and the power cuts in Cape Town
• half cut
• cutt (user)
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• New Cut
• The middleman always takes a cut
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• cold cut
• A Pinprick is nothing like a Paper Cut
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Cut Chemist
• I smashed it into a million pieces and cut myself on its beauty
• cut and restored
• CUT OFF YOUR HAIR
• Cut You
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• Cut up
• The grass that needed to be cut
• cut out
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• cut from the cloth of god; nothing is real
• Western Philosophy is Cut in Two
• Face Dancer (user)
• Face/Off
• After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
• face time
• face
• Faces At The Bottom Of The Well
• face for radio

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