Findings:

• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm Going Crazy
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• People who are going to hell
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• hell freezes over
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• I'm going to the moon
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to kill you
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• as long as I'm breathing, it's not over
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• Looks aren't important, it's what's on the inside that counts
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• What girls aren't taught
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• You Aren't Gonna Need It
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• When five senses aren't enough
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• catch phrase
• Catch 22
• To catch my flailing second thoughts
• Catch
• catch you on the flip side
• Catch rope
• Catch slugs
• Tuna nets catch dolphins
• How to catch a snake
• Learn to catch
• How to catch a lasagna
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• As Kingfishers Catch Fire
• How to catch a fly
• Catch a Falling Star
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• There's always a catch!
• How to catch a fish with your bare hands
• How to catch a football
• Catch Me If You Can
• catch point
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Catch You Catch Me
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• try/catch/finally
• catch colt
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• A Catch
• Catch a Fire
• try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
• How to catch crabs
• One way to catch a monkey
• you have to be close to catch it
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Happiness ... Is Not a Fish that You Can Catch
• catch and release
• catch an edge
• Big Bird's Egg Catch
• To Catch a Thief
• Just enough to catch a whiff of dying roses
• energy catch
• Collecting a clean catch urine
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• fair catch kick
• Catch it. Bin it. Kill it.
• To Catch the Eagle
• I have to catch myself around you
• Catch a crab
• The Extroverted Feeler catches his first fish
• i catch you on the wind sometimes
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Halt and Catch Fire
• the silicon and golden circuits catch our tones and echo back
• and the wind catches your feet
• And Still, My Breath Catches
• going Dutch
• going postal
• Going against the grain
• going out
• going
• What's Going On
• Where are you going?
• going down
• going crazy
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on

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