Findings:

• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• The Wild Colonials
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to the moon
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• Surviving to avoid being alive
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• Accidental death odds
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• this is how i'm going to die.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm Going Home
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Being a dickhead
• Being licked to death by kittens
• on being hit by lightning
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• I feel like I'm being watched
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Going by the script when talking to people
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to Disneyland
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Douche bag
• Avoid the Noid
• Nixon Impeachment Articles
• Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
• good reasons to avoid decapitation
• How to avoid photo radar tickets
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Avoid missing ball for high score
• Avoid product placement in writeups
• Avoid generalization
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
• How to avoid holodeck addiction
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
• Why security experts avoid implementing
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• How to avoid eviction
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
• Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
• Carry bag
• The Two Bags
• psychological punching bag
• paper bag
• milk in bags
• plastic bag
• Changing Bag
• Courier Bag
• brown bag foul
• old chestnut: N bags of coins
• answer: N bags of coins
• Pull out of the bag
• loot bag
• There's an alien in your bag
• Ziploc bag omelet
• chicken bag
• Bag of Bones
• anti-static bag
• Bag End
• Birds, Bags, Bears, and Buns
• bag of holding
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Paper Bag Head Boy (user)
• head bag
• Bag Tag
• Plastic bags are liquids
• dime bag
• Getting paid overtime to check people's bags for dangerous iced tea
• messenger bag
• Politzer bag
• bag lady
• Bag Balm
• Litter Bag
• static protection bag
• Kitten in a bag
• seat bag
• Bomb Bag
• Bag Lady (user)
• Bag of Crushed Child
• Buying Louis Vuitton bags
• Eugene's Trick Bag
• The Paper Bag Princess
• grow bag
• bean bag
• wet bag torture
• grocery bag
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• money bags (user)
• Telescope bag
• Duffel bag
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• paper bag (user)
• bum bag
• Bag of Floppy Dongs

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