Findings:

• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm glad you're here.
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm Glad
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• i'm flying from a fire
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm glad I'm white
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• the lake was on fire that summer
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• The Seven Days of Fire
• lpt on fire
• fired
• fire truck
• Kitten on fire
• Earth, Wind and Fire
• The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
• They danced with fire claws
• Holy Fire
• The Attack by Fire
• Isle of Fire
• fire extinguisher
• Firebombing of Dresden
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Fire and Ice
• Valley of Fire
• The Fire Sermon
• Anthony's Fire
• Fire beetle
• Knobbling fire
• Gloranthan Fire/Sky/Light Cults
• Fire Rune
• Ring of fire
• River of Blue Fire
• Pale Fire
• fire-eating
• pillar of fire
• putting out fires
• Climbing a Stone Bowl into Fire
• My friend's car caught on fire
• Mage's Fire
• Fire Mountain
• Fight Fire with Fire
• Fight fire with water
• Kick the Tires and Light the Fires
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• slam fire
• Light My Fire
• Starting a fire with flint and steel
• Fire ant
• Prairie Fire
• Quest for Fire
• Cathy Martin and the tunnel of fire
• Triangle shirtwaist fire
• Fire and Rain
• Great Fire of London
• Chinese Fire Drill
• fire hydrant
• A Fire Upon the Deep
• been through the fire
• The sky is on fire
• Fire Bomber
• Everything got me fired!
• Time is the fire in which we burn
• How to make a fake fire
• Fire Walking
• Into the Fire
• Movements of Fire and Shadow
• Wheel of Fire
• Blood and Fire
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• The fires are sweeping through the outlying villages
• fire engine red
• scroll of fire
• Fire Marshall Bill
• Wand of Fire
• Carolina Fire Jelly
• As Kingfishers Catch Fire
• Snapple Fire
• Saint Elmo's Fire
• Li, the clinging (fire)
• Sleep Now in the Fire
• St. Elmo's Fire
• In The Line Of Fire
• It might start a fire
• The cold fire of a false passion
• Jonathan Fire Eater
• Streets of Fire
• Playing With Fire
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Fire & Ice
• Fire in the Hole
• Fire boy
• Fire on Babylon
• Fire for effect
• Fire Hazard
• crazy man on fire (user)
• Breath of Fire
• crown fire
• A Fire
• A Song of Ice and Fire
• How to make a halo of fire in Photoshop
• Lips, still touched with fire
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Greek fire
• No fire, just madness
• Circle of Fire
• flanking fire
• backing fire
• Hoboken Fire
• Morro Castle Fire
• Surfside Hotel Fire
• Keansburg Boarding House Fire
• fire shelter
• fire triangle
• acid fire (user)
• Snow like fire
• Fire Protection
• City on Fire
• fire drill
• Chicago Fire
• Three-alarm fire
• The Fire
• Longest burning fire
• You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
• Fretted with golden fire
• Saint Anthony's Fire
• The Fires of Heaven
• heaping coals of fire
• Fire in the Sky
• Fire on the Mountain
• Liar, liar, pants on fire
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• fire-breathing
• alternate fire
• the pale fire of the moon
• Fire department
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• Fire Escape
• Plant Adaptations to Fire
• Fire effects on soil
• Fire effects on aquatic ecosystems
• Third party, fire and theft
• painted fire hydrants
• Gates of Fire
• The End of the Ice Age and the Rise of Urban Fire
• fire burial
• Your horses are on fire
• The Windscale Fire
• Ballade by the Fire
• Volunteer Fire Department
• I am not a fire hydrant
• Blue Jeans On Fire
• fire button
• Hell Fire Club
• Armies in the Fire

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