Findings:

• Swimming pool injury
• Falling asleep last night
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Falling asleep during porno films
• Falling asleep on the toilet
• Falling asleep while masturbating
• Falling asleep in public places
• falling asleep visuals
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• falling asleep with music on
• A tale of falling asleep during the flight
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Either/Or
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• You're either with us or you're against us
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• All good men are either gay or married
• I'm falling apart
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• I'm falling in love with you
• asleep
• Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
• Watching your girlfriend asleep
• everyone else is asleep
• fall asleep
• Asleep at the wheel
• My dick fell asleep
• I fall asleep to be with you
• Since I Fell Asleep
• asleep in Jesus
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• Service for those Fallen Asleep
• You were here when I fell asleep
• fall asleep without thinking of monsters
• asleep at the switch
• Tonight Is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel
• and me warm in the window, watching Brooklyn fall asleep under snow
• Asleep in the Back
• Asleep beneath the watchful eyes of pilot lights
• fast asleep
• I am asleep
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• I fell asleep to the lullaby of rat-a-tat-tat
• Asleep at Heaven's Gate
• Being the last to fall asleep
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• not quite asleep, not quite alone
• the day is coming and the night is already asleep
• the very houses seem asleep
• Asleep Inside the Bone
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• dying
• My Dying Bride
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• As We Lay Dying
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• As I Lay Dying
• dying alone on the battlefield
• On Death and Dying
• Adam's Dying
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Dying of cancer
• dying suddenly and painfully
• Dying slowly through routine
• The dying mare principle
• I always loved the smell of dying candles
• An idea for escape from a dying universe
• My escape plan for a dying world
• My escape plan from a dying universe
• Stoicism on Death and Dying
• Hurry, think, grandma is dying
• The Adventure of the Dying Detective
• Prayer for the Dying
• Dying of the Light
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• The Dying Bondman
• "Do Not Cheer, Men Are Dying," Said Capt. Phillips, In The Spanish-American War
• How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
• Dying For It
• Dialogue between a Priest and a Dying Man
• The Dying Child
• Hello, sorry to wake you, your father is dying
• Dreams of dying
• Just enough to catch a whiff of dying roses
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• Taiwan dog dyeing
• god lay dying
• The Dying Earth
• We flow on the mournful wind in a dream of dying
• Rage, rage against the dying of the light
• BSD is dying
• Dying of love
• Dying Inside
• In the halls of the dying
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• To An Athlete Dying Young
• Rage, rage at the dying of just another day
• Lonely and Dying in 1A
• Dying of a heart attack at the cinema
• a great many things are dying very violently all the time
• A Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request
• Dying Declaration
• the dying rooms
• Statistics of Americans dying abroad
• Last Rays of the Old Dying Sun
• x a mess dying (user)
• A dying playground can be Eden
• land of the free where people are dying
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• To the revolutionary that is slowly dying inside me:
• ignore the signs that I am dying
• The Highwayman, Dying, Speaks
• The Death and Dying of the Light
• a morbid fear of dying
• person, place or thing
• For the unnamed Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• dying in the noise
• dying of old age
• A Kiss Before Dying
• Rage, rage against the dying of the site! (e2poll)
• dying in New Jersey
• The Four of Us Are Dying
• For a dying woman
• Hungry, cold, and hiding from the last of the dying sunlight, the children of an unknown darkness wait.
• The dying plowboy
• In My Time Of Dying
• Killing and Dying
• Shitty retail is dying
• Dream of the Dying King
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• There's a fine line between dreaming and dying
• Even as he laid dying in my arms
• dying in the subtlety
• Theoretical Strategies for Not Dying Alone
• Either
• There is no "One", either
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• As if either one of us were happy
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• It is not my job to argue with idiots on the Internet, and it's not yours either
• before either of us had to turn away
• Either Way
• Falling
• Tears falling

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