Findings:

• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Very much a nice low
• on being nice
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I'm just here for the candy
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• They call it Autumn here, a Christchurch mini-nodermeet
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• They are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing in particular
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• It's nice being in shape
• I'm glad you're here.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I'm a stranger here myself
• i'm here to create peace and understanding BY FORCE IF NECESSARY
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm Still Here
• Being a dickhead
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• i'm here. are you here?
• I'm here for a good time, not a long time
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I was into them after they were hip
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• they/them
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• they are waiting for us to return to them, beneath and away
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They think I'm a god
• being here
• They lead us without speaking. They invite us to walk with them on the irresistible path.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Being nice
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• On being American

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