Findings:

• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm Afraid
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• and i'm shaking like a leaf, and they call me under
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Why I'm Afraid
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to kill you
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I'm Going Home
• this is how i'm going to die.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• all your monsters come to me
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Come Pick Me Up
• Khaled Islambouli
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Ask Me Why
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Ask me about Loom
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• They asked me to write a letter
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit

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