Findings:

• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm gay
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I'm with the band
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm Glad
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm Going Home
• I'm not a part of this world
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• the words I'm after
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm no Whitman...
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• International doesn't mean foreign
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I walk around when I'm high
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I'm Losing You
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm not sure
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• So. Central Rain
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm sorry
• I'm tired
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Im-
• 418 I'm a teapot
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm in this for the long haul
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm bored
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not very cool
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm just a bill
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm Your Fan
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I'm with stupid
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die

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