Findings:
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- I'm Going Crazy
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Notice Me, I'm Here
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm not in love, set me free
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm going to kill you
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm Going Home
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm going to Disneyland
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- The letter I'm too chicken to mail
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Break me. I'm elated.
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm Glad
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- 418 I'm a teapot
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm in this for the long haul
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm gay
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm tired
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm not very cool
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm bored
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm just a bill
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- My cats think I'm a God
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm sorry
- I'm not sure
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- Im-
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- So. Central Rain
- Hands off, I'm special
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