Findings:

• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm so sorry
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so tough
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I am so fucking happy
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• iam so happy (user)
• So happy she drools
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• The God That Failed
• Failed to create empty
• fail with pride
• Lia Fail
• How to write an English paper and fail
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (2)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (4)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (5)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (6)
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• Grunge did not fail and is not dead
• Education has failed
• Failed eBusiness collectibles
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• How the US failed in China
• Music journalists are failed musicians
• fail open
• fail closed
• What to do when your brakes fail
• As I Rise You FaIl (user)
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• Senses Fail
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• failed state
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• senses fail (user)
• The race calling itself 'human' fails
• I have failed
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• 2008 Financial Crisis
• A time to fail
• You fail at sex
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Wang Cock Fail
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• EPIC FAIL
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• set up to fail
• TheDeadGuy's failed final mission (category)
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Words fail me
• When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Happy Rhodes
• happy
• Shiny Happy People
• Happy Fun Ball
• Happy Noodle Boy
• Happy Meal
• Get Happy!
• Happy Days
• Happy Hardcore
• Happy Valley
• Whatever makes you happy on a Friday night
• Happy Gilmore
• happy ending
• Should I be happy?
• Am I happy?
• Happy Hacking Keyboard
• happy hacker
• Happy Meal Toys
• Happy Accident
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• Happy Birthday
• Happy Talk
• Happy Franks
• Happy Mutant
• happy feet
• I am happy
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• There is no happy ending
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• happy smiling enlightened recluse
• The Happy Prince
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• happy knees
• Click Happy
• Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
• Happy Kerpuffle Fluff
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Happy Mondays
• A few fries short of a happy meal
• Happy Canada Day
• May you spend a happy life untroubled.
• Found: one slightly damaged happy meal toy
• Happy and Bleeding
• Happy Meal Special
• happy stick
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Happy Birthday, Wanda June
• happy hunting ground
• Many happy returns of the day
• Happy Flowers
• How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
• Happy campers
• As if either one of us were happy
• Happy death day, Friedrich Nietzsche!
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• Legal Happy Pills and their Trials and Tribulations
• happy trail
• Trigger Happy TV
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Happy Waitress
• In the Happy Isles
• Shiny Happy Noders
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• I hope you're fucking happy
• The Happy Hocky Family
• happy horse shit
• happy jason (user)
• Happy leftovers!
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• Many Happy Returns
• Happy Holidays
• Happy Mask
• Happy Discover Card! er, ..I mean New Year!!

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