Findings:

• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Being a dickhead
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Dogs Don't Tell Jokes
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't ask don't tell
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't Tell a Soul
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't tell me everything
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Please don't send your resume
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Don't be an IM phantom
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• please don't go
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Show, don't tell
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Please don't bring your kids
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Please don't feed the troll
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Don't tell me about her
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't tell mommy
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Please Don't Destroy
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't Tell Me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Americans don't speak English
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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