Findings:
- Slashdot Sucks
- life sucks (user)
- Brain tumor
- Why C sucks
- Just suck it
- A general rhetorical refutation of the position "X sucks"
- the first time always sucks
- Odd numbered Star Trek movies suck
- It sucks not being a bear.
- Why the Bible sucks
- Life sucks, then you die
- Why Linux sucks
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- Brad Sucks
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- Primus Sucks!
- nodshell to suck on
- Satan sucks
- Stalkers suck
- seasons suck haiku
- Things that sucked about my Alaskan Fishing Adventure
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- There is no suck, only blow
- High school can kill you
- Sucks Less!
- Teenage love can suck pretty bad
- We suck Young Blood
- SporPops suck (user)
- Car, honk if you suck: car advertising in America
- Why 'X' suck(s)
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- suck my load (user)
- Percy Shelley’s Still-Beating Heart is my Nightlight and it Sucks
- things that don't suck
- boys suck
- Music was better in the old days
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Science Fiction sucks
- Your mother sucks cocks in hell
- career day
- Why the news media sucks
- The "My parents suck with computers" node
- Clockwatching sucks
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- All of a sudden everything sucks
- suck eggs
- Everything Sucks
- Why Catholic School Sucks
- Why nodes about Canada suck
- Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
- Anthropomorphism is for sucks
- Suck line
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Sucks to be you
- sucks to your assmar
- Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
- 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
- fair suck of the sav
- Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- Suck My Kiss (user)
- Improving your chess game
- why Yahoo sucks
- Most advertising sucks on purpose
- Santa sucks
- guy that sucks (user)
- Adam Sucks
- Chikorita sucks
- Why live music sucks
- Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
- Everyone's code sucks
- Cancer sucks
- Suck and Blow
- Why C++ doesn't suck
- Ska Sucks
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Anything popular must suck
- MTV sucks
- Pizza Sucks.™
- life sucks
- Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
- Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed and the Way to Suck Eggs
- Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
- Why Pascal Sucks
- Life sucks. Get over it.
- Suck, squeeze, bang, blow
- Why Does Smoking Suck?
- Suck it in
- Your favorite band sucks
- Chronology Sucks
- why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
- subtlety sucks
- Why France sucks
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- You suck, I rule
- magic sucks
- Moving sucks
- Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
- Why Diablo II sucks
- Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
- the network sucks
- Microsoft's .NET strategy
- The Radio Still Sucks
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- Sucking at The Sims
- Why thin client interfaces suck
- I still suck my thumb
- suck it up
- TV Sucks
- Towler sucks (user)
- Why YNN Sucks
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Why Mondays suck: an essay I wrote with Albert Camus
- Suck It and See
- The ground sucks the warmth from my bare and blistered feet
- Why most collectible card video games suck
- Why Perl sucks
- Evan Sucks (user)
- It's possible to suck on a straw and breathe at the same time
- you suck (user)
- Type my letter, get my coffee, suck my dingdong
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
- School holidays suck
- Cartman Sucks
- Welcome to The Suck
- Toad Suck Daze
- Problems with the Power Mac G4 Cube
- Things that suck
- Life sucks, get a helmet
- It really sucks: A Kirby vacuum salesperson's story
- u can go suck a fuck (user)
- Suck up
- Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
- College sucked for me too
- Why Force Fields Suck
- suck
- Ill Communication
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- I'll Never Remember the Day
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Cryptic, but I'll take it
- I'll get you next time, Gadget!
- I'll be a monkey's uncle
- I'll Play the Blues for You
- I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- 'Oh, Whistle, and I'll Come to You, My Lad'
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- I'll trade you three nodeshells for some inspiration
- Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
- Honey, I'll see you in hell!
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- Well, I'll tread with caution leaving only monarch footsteps in my wake.
- I'll Paint You a Sky
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- I'll be in my bunk.
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- I'll get us a hotel room for the night
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
- Herrin ill
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